Aquaman's Lament

You stay here, Batman. I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious.
 *dolphin chirp*
 Whoa! Whoa-oh!
 Sitting in the Hall of Justice
 But is there justice after all
 'Cause after all, when you discuss us
 I am the last name you recall
 So he might sell a few more comics
 As soberly he saves the world
 But I've had seven gin and tonics
 And I want you to be my girl
 I can take you to Atlantis
 It makes that cave look like a hole
 We'll tie one on on the Titanic
 Vicki Vale, my heart you stole
 Whoa! Whoa-oh!
 Whoa! Whoa-oh!
 Have you ever got the notion
 That he's just a rat with wings
 Well, I'm the king of seven oceans
 And Vicki, you're my everything
 Barring maritime disasters
 I have got some time to spare
 While he's all tied up with Robin
 In a cape and underwear
 I can take you to Atlantis
 It makes that cave look like a hole
 We'll tie one on on the Titanic
 Vicki Vale, my heat you stole
 If you see it with perspective
 He is just Bruce Wayne in tights
 But you could be a bit selective
 And have free seafood every night
 Whoa! Whoa!
 Whoa! Whoa!
 Well, I could understand it if he were Superman
 'Cause after all, that cat can fly
 But take away that Batmobile, that boat, that belt, that butler
 He's just another boring guy
 But I could take you to Atlantis
 It makes that cave look like a hole
 We'll tie one on on the Titanic
 Vicki Vale, my heart you stole
 If you look at it from my side
 Of the heroes that you've met
 He's a bit more on the dry side
 Everything's better when wet