I Won't Dance

I won't dance, don't ask me
 I won't dance, don't ask me
 I won't dance, monsieur, with you
 My heart won't let my feet do things they should do
 You know what, you're lovely
 And so what, you're lovely
 But oh, what you do to me
 I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
 I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
 When you dance you're charming and you're gentle
 Especially when you do the continental
 But this feeling isn't purely mental
 For Heaven rest us! I'm not asbestos
 And that's why
 I won't dance, why should I?
 I won't dance, how could I?
 I won't dance, merci beau coup
 I know that music leads the way to romance
 So if I hold you in my arms, I won't dance
 When you dance you're charming and you're gentle
 Especially when you do the continental
 But this feeling isn't purely mental
 For Heaven rest us! I'm not asbestos
 And that's why
 I won't dance, why should I?
 I won't dance, how could I?
 I won't dance, merci beau coup
 I know that music leads the way to romance
 So if I hold you in my arms, I won't dance
 I won't dance, I won't dance, I won't dance