I Put My Low Stat

I put my low stat in charisma
 Got no sex appeal
 Thought I'd play the fighter
 So I could maim and kill
 Live like a monk
 'Cause I'm no hunk
 Baby, what's the deal?
 I put my low stat in charisma
 
 I put my low stat in my wisdom
 Thought I'd play the thief
 Got a lot of skill points
 They bring me no relief
 I failed my save
 Charm Person's slave
 Now I've come to grief
 I put my low stat in my wisdom
 
 I put my low stat in can't spell it
 But I think it means you're smart
 I rolled up a barbarian
 He is a work of art
 Don't call him clown
 He'll hold you down
 And on your head he'll fart
 I put my low stat in can't spell it
 
 I put my low stat in dexterity
 I'll play an armored priest
 When we all roll initiative
 I always have the least
 Can't save at all
 Against fireball
 Now I am deceased
 I put my low stat in dexterity
 I put my low stat in my strength score
 And I can't hit a thing
 I thought I might just be okay
 If I had magic bling
 No vorpal sword
 And god, I'm bored!
 Miss on every swing
 I put my low stat in my strength score
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 I put my low stat in constitution
 Now I'm always sad
 I usually go unconscious
 Which makes the cleric mad
 My blood won't clot
 Got mummy rot
 Eyesight's really bad
 I put my low stat in constitution
 
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat
 It's only 17
 I wonder why the other guys
 Have started turning green
 You think they'd be
 So glad for me
 Instead they're really mean
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat
 Think all the rolls were shit
 My dungeon master thinks it's fun
 To irk me just a bit
 No class will work
 I told the jerk
 You could always quit
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat
 I don't know where
 I know where you can stick that low stat!
 I don't know where I'll put my low stat