The (R)evolution of Steve Jobs: Scene 1, Thanks for Coming

Thanks for coming
 Thanks for being here
 We got a lot to cover and not much time
 Now is a fine place to start
 But before we do
 Can I ask you all to turn off your phones?
 Turn them off
 That's right, turn them off
 And when you hear what I say
 You'll want to throw out your own junk anyway
 "Junk!" "Junk?" "Junk junk junk junk!" "Junk!"
 He called my smartphone junk!
 A quote
 Popular Mechanics, 1949
 "Computers in the future may perhaps
 Weigh only one and a half tons"
 (*laughs*)
 You'll recall I once said
 "Never trust a computer you can't lift"
 But now, today, I say
 "Never trust one you can't fit in your pocket"
 And here you have it, right here, right now
 Nestled in my pocket
 Cradled in my hand
 Today
 Right now
 Only one device
 Does it all
 In one hand
 All you need
 One device
 Does it all
 In one hand
 All you need
 (One device) Communication
 (Does it all) Entertainment
 (In one hand) Information
 (All you need) Illumination
 (One device) Connections, interaction
 (Does it all) Navigation, communication
 (In one hand) Inspiration, comprehension
 (All you need) Not to mention communication
 One device
 Does it all
 In one hand
 Tap, get the news
 Tap, set a date
 Tap, book a flight
 Tap, stay in touch
 Tap, stay in shape
 Tap, talk to friends
 Tap, stalk celebs
 Tap, map a route
 Tap, pay a bill
 Tap, plan a day
 Tap, clear a day
 Tap, try an app
 Tap, scrap the app
 Hear some Bach, hear The Boss, hear your boss
 Type type type type type type type swipe
 Cheer the game
 Play a game
 Send a card
 Mend a heart
 Buy a tie
 Learn some Thai
 Order Thai
 Miss your kids, miss your wife, miss your home, miss your life
 Tap
 Make up with your girlfriend
 Tap
 Break up with your girlfriend
 Tap
 Break up with your parents
 Zap
 Take up with a puppy
 Snap
 Your cute new puppy
 Snap
 Your cute new car
 Your cute new puppy in your cute new car
 Tap
 Being driven by the pope
 (*laughter*)
 All with one device (Boom or bust?)
 Does it all (Hope or hype?)
 In one hand (Hot or not?)
 All you need (State of the art or art of the sale?)
 Only one device (Hit or miss?) (Today it was revealed)
 Does it all (Score or snore?) (Our people have confirmed)
 In one hand (Wow or meh?) (Another product launch)
 All you need (May spell a trend?) (Excitement running high)
 Information (May spell the end?) (The future has arrived)
 Education (Creating quite a buzz)
 Entertainment (A revolution in)
 Communication
 All you need (one device does it all)
 To review (in one hand, all you need)
 To relive (one device does it all)
 To control (in one hand)
 Today it was revealed
 Our people have confirmed
 Another product launch
 Excitement running high
 The future has arrived
 Historical event
 A revolution in
 Creating quite a buzz
 Today it was revealed
 Our people have confirmed
 Another product launch
 Excitement running high
 The future has arrived
 Creating quite a buzz
 Our people have confirmed
 Another product launch
 It's all you need in one hand
 In your pocket, everything
 All you need, all you need
 In your pocket, everything
 (One device) In one hand
 (Everything) All you need
 (To relive) To control
 (All of those) Messy moments
 (Precious moments) In your life
 (In your life) All of those
 (Glorious) Chaotic moments
 (Beautiful moments in your life)
 One, one device
 One, one, one device
 All you need to revive, review, relive, renew
 Control (One device)
 (All you need to revive, review, relive, renew)
 Control (I need it)
 You need it (I need it)
 You must have it now!
 To capture and control all those mad and messy moments in your life