Mr. Charm

"There is a book, a book, a very special book
 and it hooks you on the first look"
 a man said this to me on the street
 (it'll change your life)
 "Yes, yes but who are you tell me of a book?"
 I said, with a skeptical look.
 "Oh oh, oh oh, I'm Mister Charm."
 Oh, Mister Charm, Mister Charm.
 My mister Ears could not believe themselves for years and years
 they checked into a clinic for the weird
 we finished talking with morse code
 (dot dot, dit dit, dot dot dit dit dot dot [dot dit])
 La la la la la
 Mr. Charm
 He quoted Machiavelli, it took a while
 and he smiled as we tapped out treatise on a tile
 but I could never ever want to leave.
 And so, and so I never left
 Wait no, I guess I must've left
 but those things I tend to forget
 I don't know exactly when I left.
 Oh Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm