Diane

Diane's got everything, a helicopter and a submarine
 Yeah, man, you're just what this world needs
 Diane lives in a sanctuary
 She swears to Jesus she'll never marry
 Yeah, man, you're everything to me
 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 Diane is everywhere, pretending that she just don't care
 Diane, I hear you're just 19
 Diane's a superstar, she's everything you hoped you were
 Diane, you're all these things to me
 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 She's got everything she wants in the world, Diane
 Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl
 Well, I'll pull you out and I'll pin you down, Diane
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 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
 Diane, Diane, Diane