The Keys

Everybody's leaving soon
 I can hear that rambling tune
 From the pool hall or any shopping mall
 We're going crazy as a loon
 Tell me where we're gonna go
 Where there's no sorrow, there's no snow
 Pack your suitcase light, we're gonna leave tonight
 'Cause I think I might just know
 Oh if I lose it
 I'm gonna move it
 Down to the Keys
 Maybe Idaho's not for me
 Don't need no jacket
 If you can't hack it
 You better come with me
 Down to the Keys
 There's a place down by the beach
 Where you can buy a peach
 Hear any Buffet tune if it's after noon
 And you promise not to preach
 There's a bar down by the pier
 Where I like to drink my beer
 And I can pay my tab with the gift of gab
 While the tourists shuffle through
 Oh if I lose it
 I'm gonna move it
 Down to the Keys
 Maybe Idaho's not for me
 Don't need no jacket
 If you can't hack it
 You better come with me
 Down to the Keys
 Mr. Gore don't lie, when the tide is high
 And we're swallowed by the sea
 Gonna float on down to the promised land
 Where the healthcare will be free