Greatest Comedian

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
 You're the highest quality hardwood door
 You're the final wartime piece of bread
 You once told me that you hate the shaven head
 I want you so
 And God must be the greatest comedian I know
 To put you so far away
 He put you so far away
 There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
 There are juveniles with the blondest hair
 There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
 There are people like me; the whitest trash
 I want you so
 And God must be the greatest comedian I know
 To put you so far away
 He put you so far away
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 I have heard
 That Jesus was a very handsome girl
 If she were
 I'd bet she'd look something like you now
 I have heard
 That some people think the Earth is flat
 But if it were
 How come I don't see you anywhere?
 How come I don't see you any-
 I want you so
 And God must be the greatest comedian I know
 To put you so far away
 He put you so far away
 I want you so
 And God must be the greatest comedian I know
 To put you so far away
 He put you so far away