You Deserve an Oscar (quiet)

Clap your hands and catch a fly
 Bite an apple, shut your eyes
 Moisturize your skin is dry
 Goes the ringing of the bell
 Tell your friends you're doing well
 Call a doctor about your health
 And I think you deserve an Oscar
 For pretending nothing's wrong
 Every day there's something else
 But you carry yourself
 Like the greatest actor
 Acting like the world is not
 Breaking up before your eyes
 You deserve a prize
 Take a supplement for sun
 Try to be with everyone
 No you're doing nothing wrong
 Kiss a season on the mouth
 Go for walks and hug a clown
 All the funny ones are so down
 And I think you deserve an Oscar
 For pretending nothing's wrong
 Every day there's something else
 But you carry yourself
 Like the greatest actor
 Acting like the world is not
 Breaking up before your eyes
 You deserve a prize
 Watch a war under the sheets
 Get a coffee down the street
 Plastic bags in harmony
 Everybody's incomplete
 Who's the best at saving face
 Who's the toughest in the race
 Forget the pope you have the grace
 You're my nomination
 You deserve an Oscar
 For pretending nothing's wrong
 Every day you face the scenes
 But you put on your jeans
 Like the greatest actor
 Acting like the world is not
 Breaking up and slowly dying
 You deserve a prize