If I Was a Bar

I'd have an all-night Happy Hour
 With the coldest beer in town
 La-Z-Boys for bars stools
 And taps that don't run out
 I'd have every kinda whiskey
 And that one red wine you don't like
 The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside
 If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
 I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
 I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
 With a fiddle and a steel guitar
 I wouldn't have this broken heart
 Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
 I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
 If I was a bar
 I'd have the songs-you-hated jukebox
 For all my friends to sing
 And every game that's ever played
 On way too big TVs
 I'd have your picture on the dart board
 And let your ex's drink for free
 If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be
 If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
 I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
 I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
 With a fiddle and a steel guitar
 I wouldn't have this broken heart
 Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
 I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
 If I was a bar
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 If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
 I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
 I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
 With a fiddle and a steel guitar
 I wouldn't have this broken heart
 Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
 I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
 If I was a bar
 I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
 If I was a bar
 Yeah