Stay Strapped

Okay like bad, little shawty
 Tryna call me on my flip phone
 Told me to come over
 So I think I'm 'bouta hit, bro
 Went up to her room
 She was takin' off my pants
 But then she started screamin'
 Like, "Where the fuck your dick go?"
 Whoa there, fuck that
 I forgot to stay strapped
 She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"
 I guess that I misplaced that
 This shit, don't make, any sense at all
 I was feelin' so confused
 Until I suddenly got a call
 (Ay, ay, ay, hello?)
 Sorry, bro I had to borrow it (What?)
 'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)
 It's kinda hard to piss, with a larger dick (Yuh)
 But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ay, ay, ay)
 But one night, I took it off and I swear to God I can't find it (What?)
 When I put it down at my side bitch's
 I didn't think she would mind it, ay (Huh?)
 Fuck, where did it go?
 Can't believe I left this dick with a hoe (brrr, brrr)
 Never really meant to let down my bro
 And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay
 Now I'm a mess (What?)
 I just wanted sex (Huh?)
 I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ay, yuh)
 Respond to my text
 (Fuck!)
 Man I can't believe I gotta do this shit
 This is the last time I let him use my dick
 Now I'm fuckin' mad, I was tryna smash
 I don't wanna talk to the stupid bitch
 But we pulled up to the girl's crib
 And I can't believe my own eyes
 It's the same one I was tryna smash
 But she had my dick the whole time
 Bro, what the fuck? Is this shit a joke?
 You stealin' my dick, now you takin' my hoes
 I'm sorry that you ain't been hittin' it right
 It's the reason that she's just been blowin' my phone
 Bitch are you stupid? That ain't even true
 And my dick is not something that you can just take
 Sorry my homie, you don't even know me
 And honestly right now, you sound hella gay
 Now we fightin' and we arguin'
 Like gimme that shit back
 But then suddenly outta nowhere, I heard this girl start to laugh
 She said, "I ain't even got it, that shit was way too small"
 So I flushed it down the toilet, because I was so appalled
 Whoa there, fuck that
 I forgot to stay strapped
 She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"
 I guess that I misplaced that
 This shit, don't make, any sense at all
 'Cause I just don't feel the same, without a dick between my balls
 Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)
 I forgot to stay strapped
 I forgot to stay strapped baby, my homie really lost my dick (My dick)