Inception

S.P.O.C.K
 Miscellaneous
 Dr McCoy
 Senior ship's surgeon since '66
 Multitalented, knows all the tricks
 Been almost everywhere in the galaxy
 Traveled time and changed history
 Has a running feud with a green-blooded man
 Takes every opportunity to argue if he can
 He's one of a kind, says what's on his mind
 You might think he's complaining when you here him saying
 He's a doctor - not an escalator
 He's a doctor - not a bricklayer
 He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
 And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
 He's a doctor - not an engineer
 He's a doctor - and not a magician
 He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist
 And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy
 Doesn't like transporters at all
 Prefers a shuttle if possible
 Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia
 Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna
 Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor
 Managed to escape with a fellow officer
 Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his head
 Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead
 He's a doctor - not an escalator
 He's a doctor - not a bricklayer
 He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
 And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
 He's a doctor - not an engineer
 He's a doctor - and not a magician
 He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist
 And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy