Absconding from the Gates

Absconding From The Gate
 Out of jail "without fail"
 This is what they said
 You must report, but my retort
 "You bumped your fucking head"
 Three years sobriety
 On that I wouldn't bet
 You can't say no to a P.O.
 You never ever met
 He wouldn't think it's great!
 Out on tour, I'm here for sure
 And I must restate:
 I'm M.D.C. and A.F.G.
 Absconding from the gate!
 (I'm a whole year late)
 My P.O. said, "You can't go!"
 Just sit at home and rot.
 But you know I'm a little slow
 "I guess I just forgot."
 Supervision and condition
 My P.O.'s an asshole
 He won't agree but M.D.C.'s
 More important than parole!
 Yeah he'll get a kick
 From sanctioning my time
 But I say, as here I play
 P.O. it's such a crime!
 I'll get a ten day sanction
 Thirty at the most.
 Don't you worry and I won't hurry
 Playing coast to coast!