Hair Salon

I called up Bernadette, she had a 10 a.m.
 Thank God, she had the time to squeeze me in
 My blonde was gettin' brassy, my roots were comin' in
 I let her do the talkin', let her spill the tea
 I pay for the color but the dramas free
 It's usually nothin' special
 Nothin' concernin' me
 Well, Casey's havin' a baby
 The high school football team won state
 And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around
 Everybody's up to somethin'
 I heard your name from three chairs down
 They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
 Now I'm heart broke, heartbroken in a hair salon
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 I'm lookin' out the window hopin' they don't see
 The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe
 In the last place I thought you'd ever get to me
 Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on
 Don't care who's sellin' weed to the preacher's son
 I'm stuck on how you moved on
 Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde
 'Cause Casey's havin' a baby
 The high school football team won state
 And my best friend's mama's husband is sleepin' around
 Everybody's up to somethin'
 I heard your name from three chairs down
 They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
 Now I'm heart broke, heartbroken in a hair salon
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 Maybe I'm just crazy for thinkin' you'd come back around
 I guess first loves don't always work out
 But at least Casey's havin' a baby
 The high school football team won state
 And it always happy hour at the bar downtown
 I might just drink 'til I feel nothin'
 I heard your name from three chairs down
 They said you bought a ring, and you found the one
 Never thought I'd be, heartbroken in a hair salon
 Heartbroken in a hair salon
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