He Made Me Do It

Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
 And nothin' but the truth, so help you God?
 He made me do it
 I took my red bottom heel and I threw it
 He 'bout lost his eye, I 'bout lost my mind
 Putting up with his lies
 My daddy woulda killed him
 Momma woulda dug the grave
 If they knew what he was doin'
 Running 'round with what's-her-name
 I'm not asking for forgiveness
 I don't need to beat the charge
 But believe me, he's still breathing
 (Hm) Your Honor, he got off easy
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 He made me do it
 Yep, that shattered glass, spray paint, lit it on fire, he's stupid
 For thinking he could just come home and put his lips on mine
 After being with her all night
 My daddy woulda killed him
 Momma woulda dug the grave
 If they knew what he was doin'
 Running 'round with what's-her-name
 I'm not asking for forgiveness
 I don't need to beat the charge
 But believe me, he's still breathing
 Your Honor, he got off easy
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 Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
 He made me do it and I'd do it again
 Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
 He made me do it and I'd do it again
 Love makes you crazy, so do cheating men
 He made me do it and I'd do it again
 Again and again
 And my daddy woulda killed him
 Momma woulda dug the grave
 If they knew what he was doin'
 Running 'round with what's-her-name
 I'm not asking for forgiveness
 I don't need to beat the charge
 But believe me he's still breathing
 Your Honor, he got off easy
 Ooh, ooh
 Ooh, ooh
 (Ooh, ooh)
 (Ooh, ooh)
 He made me do it
 And I'd do it again