Lady Is A Pirate

On my knees
 Not that you can help me
 I have changed a flat before
 And I have gotten dirty
 I ain't no faker
 I'm as sweet as I am rotten
 I might even laugh at myself
 I have not forgotten
 That I am king of under-a-dollar stores
 I know you've seen it all before
 But I know it by heart
 And I live in—not in a trailer park
 But in a caboose in the backyard
 I am a bandit, I don't think you want me
 Just add a pirate to a lady
 I am a bandit, I don't think you need me
 Just add a jester to a gypsy
 Don't try to make me different
 Or find what makes me tick
 Last person tried to change me
 I still taste it in my spit
 Sun dips in a cool breeze
 Sweat drips from your nose
 You think I'm full blooded crazy
 From my head down to my toes
 I am king of losing coins in slot machines
 But I will live until it kills me
 And I live in timid smiles and bold dreams
 And I will cry until I bleed
 I am a bandit, I don't think you want me
 Just add a pirate to a lady
 I am a bandit, I don't think you need me
 You just give independence to a baby
 And I am king of enduring everlasting nights
 Of losing sleep by winning these fights
 And receiving only dirt
 And I give crooked smiles
 To the never ending search
 I'm made of mud,
 I need someone that is made of earth
 'Cause I am a bandit