The Nips Are Getting Bigger

Started out, just drinkin' beer
 I didn't know how or why or what I was doin' there
 Just a couple more, made me feel a little better
 Believe me when I tell you, it was nothin' to do with the letter
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 Ran right out of beer, I took a look into the larder
 No bones, nothin', I'd better go and get something harder
 Back in a flash, I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
 Me and Pat Malone, drinking on our own
 Whoa-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Whoa-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Yeah, mm, they're gettin' bigger
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 Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doin' to my brain
 It doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doin' it again
 Wiping out brain cells by the million, but I don't care
 It doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare
 Whoa-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Whoa-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
 Yeah, they're gettin' bigger