The Tea Song

Turn on the tea and let it brew
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 Ohhhhh
 I like six cups not one or two
 Mmmmmm
 Break out the cups and the honey too
 Ohhhhh
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 And turn on the tea and let it brew
 Heeeeahhh
 I don't care that she's left me
 Mmmmmm
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 Just so long as the cupboard's full of tea
 Ohhhhhh
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 My nerves are shakin' and my heart is breakin'
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 Whoaaaaaa
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 That's just because of all the tea I've taken
 Mmmmmmm
 The poor old Buddha turned into stone
 Ohhhhhh
 That's why I drink tea alone
 Mmmmmm
 Buddha's made of stone and his eyes are rubies
 Mmmmmm
 But his thoughts and dreams are distilled in the tea
 Ohhhhhh
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 I drink my tea and sit and dream
 Mmmmmm
 I'll conjour up a leprechaun to dance upon the stage
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 Ohhhhhhh
 I'm drinking my tea and it's getting late
 Ohhhhhhh
 Thought I heard somebody pass my gate
 Oooooooh