Frida Kahlo's Visit to the Taybridge Bar

We were all flooded with a scarlet light
 Came through the window with the rain outside
 It all went quiet and a vision appeared
 With a rose in her hair and a ring in her ear
 And she says "Buenos Dias boys, this looks like the place
 Make my re-entry to the human race
 Here I am and here I'll stay
 'Til it's hasta la vista and I'm on my way"
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 And Vince said she was a woman to whom life had been cruel
 And she lived with a fat man of the naïve school
 He liked his beer and he put it about
 But she truly loved him 'til the lights went out
 Then she made her way up to the pearly gates
 She saw Saint Peter, he was pumping weights
 He said "Hitch a lift upon this falling star
 Make your way down to the Tay Bridge Bar"
 There'll be no more lies, no more tears
 No more listening through the fat man's ears
 There'll be no more tears and no more lies
 No more looking through the fat man's eyes
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 She said she'd never been so happy in a long, long time
 Her mind was relaxed and her body felt fine
 She said "put on Perdido, tonight's the night
 I wanna dance with Jimmy Howey in the pale moonlight
 There'll be no more lies, no more tears
 No more listening through the fat man's ears
 There'll be no more tears and no more lies
 No more looking through the fat man's eyes
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 We were all flooded with a scarlet light