My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
 Your dick got the HIV
 My dick plays on the double feature screen
 Your dick went straight to DVD
 My dick bigger than a bridge
 Your dick look' like a little kids
 My dick large like the Chargers (the whole team)
 Your shit look' like you're fourteen
 My dick locked in a cage (right)
 Your dick suffer from stage fright
 My dick so hot it's stolen
 Your dick look like Gary Coleman
 My dick pink and big
 Your dick stinks like shit
 My dick got a Caesar do
 Your dick needs a tweezer dude
 My dick is like super size
 Your dick look like two fries
 My dick more mass than the Earth
 Your dick half staff (it needs work)
 My dick been there done that
 Your dick sits there with dunce cap
 My dick, VIP
 Your shit needs ID
 It's time that we let the world know
 Dude, you gotta let your girl go
 D.S. is the best in the business
 P.S., we got dicks like Jesus
 It's time that we let the world know
 Dude, you gotta let your girl go
 D.S. is the best in the business
 P.S., we got dicks like Jesus
 My dick need no introduction
 Your dick don't even function
 My dick served a whole lunch-in
 Your dick, it look like a munchkin'
 My dick size of a pumpkin
 Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
 My dick good good lovin'
 Your dick good for nothin'
 My dick bench pressed 350
 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
 My dick pretty damn skimpy
 Your dick hungry as a hippie
 My dick don't fit down the chimney
 Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
 My dick is like an M16
 Your dick, broken vending machine
 My dick parts the seas
 Your dick farts and queefs
 My dick rumble in the jungle
 Your dick got touched by your uncle
 My dick goes to yoga
 Your dick fruit roll up
 My dick grade a beef
 Your dick made a geek
 My dick sick and dangerous
 Your dick quick and painless
 My dick 'nuff said
 Your dick loves Fred
 It's time that we let the world know
 Dude, you gotta let your girl go
 D.S. is the best in the business
 P.S., we got dicks like Jesus
 It's time that we let the world know
 Dude, you gotta let your girl go
 D.S. is the best in the business
 P.S., we got dicks like Jesus