Pinball Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy,
 I've played the silver ball.
 From Soho down to Brighton
 I must have played them all.
 But I ain't seen nothing like him
 In any amusement hall
 That deaf dumb and blind kid
 Sure plays a mean pinball!
 He stands like a statue,
 Becomes part of the machine.
 Feeling all the bumpers
 Always playing clean.
 He plays by intuition,
 The digit counters fall.
 That deaf dumb and blind kid
 Sure plays a mean pinball!
 He's a pinball wizard
 There has got to be a twist.
 A pinball wizard,
 S'got such a supple wrist.
 How do you think he does it? I don't know!
 What makes him so good?'
 He ain't got no distractions
 Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
 Don't see lights a flashin'
 Plays by sense of smell.
 Always has a replay,
 'N' never tilts at all
 That deaf dumb and blind kid
 Sure plays a mean pinball.
 I thought I was
 The Bally table king.
 But I just handed
 My pin ball crown to him.
 Even on my favorite table
 He can beat my best.
 His disciples lead him in
 And he just does the rest.
 He's got crazy flipper fingers
 Never seen him fall
 That deaf dumb and blind kind
 Sure plays a mean pinball!