Phantomcat of Meowloween

Ding dong
 Blanket ghosts filled their baskets
 As I sneaked out on my tippy toes
 Roaming the back roads
 With your neighbor's jerky in between my teeth
 I skipped across the street
 Thinking about the feast featuring my new treat
 A light shined on me
 (Out of his body, his ninth life flew out)
 (Hurried home to his humans)
 Hooman, can't you hear my meows?
 I'll scratch up your couch
 Attend to me now
 You can even smell my paws
 (He became a gato ghost on Halloween)
 Tu-tuna-na-natto-to
 Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce
 Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
 Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
 Meow
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 Tiger the American Short brought me Greenies
 Felix the Rex got me Wellness Core
 Kibbles I purrfer
 Sherlock the Ragdoll has canned food for struvite
 Thanks, my bladder's fine
 (A healthy feline)
 Here comes Kinako the Scottish Fold
 With her imported Churu paste
 What an exotic taste
 (The stuff we all crave)
 Yet I still get excited
 When my hooman buys that good old Kirkland brand
 Everyday refills my bowl left on the patio
 Since that night years ago
 (Upon the clouds, the moon, he mews)
 (Announcing to his humans)
 Tonight I'll poo in your garden
 And bring you dead rodents
 Knock off your philodendrons
 Come pet me in heaven
 (He's the Phantomcat of Meowloween)
 Tu-tuna-na-natto-to
 Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce
 Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
 Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
 Meow