Comedy Tonight / Love Is in the Air

Something familiar
 Something peculiar
 Something for everyone
 A comedy tonight!
 Something appealing
 Something appalling
 Something for everyone
 A comedy tonight!
 Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns
 Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
 Old situations
 New complications
 Nothing portentous or polite
 Tragedy tomorrow
 Comedy tonight!
 Something aesthetic
 Something frenetic
 Something for everyone
 A comedy tonight!
 Something erratic
 Something dramatic
 Something for everyone
 A comedy tonight!
 Nothing with gods
 Nothing with fate
 Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
 Nothing that's formal
 Nothing that's normal
 No recitations to recite
 Open up the curtain
 Comedy tonight!
 Tonight
 Love is in the air
 Quite clearly
 People everywhere
 Act queerly
 Some are hasty, some are halting
 Some are simply somersaulting
 Love is going around
 Anyone exposed (Anyone exposed)
 Can catch it
 Keep your window closed (Keep your window closed)
 And latch it
 Leave your house and lose your reason
 This is the contagious season
 Love is going around
 It's spreading
 Each minute
 Throughout the whole vicinity
 Step out and
 You're in it
 With all the fun involved
 Who can stay uninvolved?
 Love is in the air (Love is in the air)
 This morning
 Bachelors beware (Bachelors beware)
 Fair warning
 If you start to feel a tingle
 And you like remaining single
 Stay home, don't take a breath
 You could catch your death
 Cause love is around (Love is around) (Love is around)
 Love is around
 Something that's gaudy
 Something that's bawdy
 Something for everybody
 Frenzy and frolic
 Strictly symbolic
 Something for everyone
 A comedy tonight!
 Nothing that's grim
 Nothing that's Greek
 She plays Medea later this week
 Stunning surprises
 Cunning disguises
 Hundreds of actors out of sight
 Pantaloons and tunics
 Courtesans and eunuchs
 Funerals and chases
 Baritones and basses
 Panderers! Philanderers!
 Cupidity! Timidity!
 Mistakes! Fakes! Crimes! Rhymes!
 Tumblers, grumblers, fumblers, bumblers
 No royal curse
 No Trojan horse
 And a happy ending, of course
 Goodness and badness
 Man in his madness
 This time it all turns out all right
 Tragedy tomorrow
 Comedy tonight!
 Comedy tonight, tonight!
 Comedy tonight!