You Could Drive a Person Crazy

Doo-doo, doo-doo
 Doo-doo, doo-doo
 Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
 You could drive a person crazy
 You could drive a person mad (doo-doo, doo)
 First you make a person hazy
 So a person could be had (doo-doo, doo-doo)
 Then you leave a person dangling sadly
 Outside your door
 Which only makes a person gladly
 Want you even more
 I could understand a person
 If it's not a person's bag
 I could understand a person
 If the person was a fag (doo-doo, doo-doo, dee-dee)
 But worse than that
 A person that
 Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
 Is crazy
 He's a troubled person
 He's a truly crazy person himself!
 When a person's personality is personable (doo, doo)
 He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump (doo, doo)
 It's harder than a matador coercing a bull (doo, doo)
 To try and get you off of your rump (doo, doo)
 So single and attentive and attractive a man (doo, doo)
 Is everything a person could wish (doo, doo)
 But turning off a person is the act of a man (doo, doo)
 Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish (doo, doo)
 Knock, knock, is anybody there?
 Knock, knock, it really isn't fair
 Knock, knock, I'm working all our charms
 Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms
 All that sweet affection
 What is wrong?
 Where's the loose connection?
 How long oh Lord, how long?
 Bobby baby, Bobby booby, Bobby
 You could drive a person buggy
 You could blow a person's cool (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
 First you make a person feel all huggy
 While you make her feel a fool (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
 When a person says that you've upset her
 That's when you're good
 You impersonate a person
 Better than a zombie should
 I could understand a person
 If he wasn't good in bed (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
 I could understand a person
 If he actually was dead (doo-doo, doo-doo)
 Exclusive you
 Elusive you
 Will any person ever get the juice of you?
 You're crazy
 You're a lovely person
 You're a moving
 Deeply maladjusted
 Never to be trusted
 Crazy person
 Yourself!
 Yourself, yourself
 Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up!