Christmas Song (I Don't Want To Hear Another)

Christmas song
 A Christmas song
 I don't want to hear another Christmas song
 I try my best but it all goes wrong
 I don't want to hear another
 (Ah shit)
 So take your postcard-family
 And keep that shit away from me
 Light the logs in the fireplace on Christmas eve
 And line the chimney with kerosene
 (Hey!)
 (Hey!)
 So you're setting up the Christmas tree
 While I'm dousing it in gasoline
 And I'll dump the rest on Santa's beard
 Yeah I'm the black sheep of the family
 Got a complex and it's jealousy
 Let's do it all again next year
 It's time for Christmas
 And you're on my wishlist
 It's time for Christmas
 You're on my shit-list
 (You're on my wishlist)
 (You're on my shit-list)
 Freezing cold and full of heat
 Let the Misers rage inside of me
 Lost an eye to a BB gun, it's hard to see
 Chevy chasing me with a burnt turkey
 (Hey!)
 (Hey!)
 So I'm different but you get the gist
 I'm the naughty one on Santa's list
 And I hope he checked it twice this time
 Yeah I feel like the ghost of Christmas past
 'Cause I'll be back to haunt your ass
 And everything will be just fine
 It's time for Christmas
 And you're on my wishlist
 It's time for Christmas
 You're on my shit-list
 (You're on my wishlist)
 (You're on my shit-list)
 Christmas song
 A Christmas song
 I don't want to hear another Christmas song
 I try my best but it all goes wrong
 You're on my shit-list