The Heat Is On - Live

The heat is on in Saigon
 The girls are ready to screw
 One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
 And since we're stuck here in hell what's a soldier to do?
 This stink is making me choke
 Turns out this war is a joke
 Turns out the joke is on you
 Hey! Monsieur Chris! Monsieur John!
 You've come to win Miss Saigon? You got it
 I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir
 I love you, pal, but your bullshit
 I've had up to here
 It's about time you get laid
 The heat is on in Saigon
 But 'til they tell us we're gone
 I'm gonna buy you a girl
 You can buy me a beer
 It's showtime
 From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta
 May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon
 Mimi
 See my bikini, it's just the right size
 Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?
 Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes
 I'll show you: my special trophy of war
 For a Marine, I'll show more
 You won't get up off the floor
 The heat is on in Saigon
 Don't tell me I'm reassigned, all that chickenshit sucks
 Tonight I'm out of my mind, not to mention ten bucks
 Oh you all know her as the sex toy from Hanoi, Miss Gigi Van Tranh
 If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your brass
 Stuck on your ball, with a pin in my ass
 If you get me, you will travel first class
 I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri
 You buy more tickets from me
 The winner gets her for free
 The meat is cheap in Saigon
 I used to love getting stoned, waking up with some whore
 I don't know why I went dead, it's not fun anymore
 How about something fresh from the country? Untouched! Legs un-parted, parts uncharted, Kim
 I'm seventeen, and I'm new here today
 The village I come from seems so far away
 All of the girls here know much more what to say
 But I know
 I'm so much more than you see
 A million dreams are in me
 Good Jesus, John, who is she?
 The Cong is tight'ning the noose
 Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got?
 Tonight could be our last shot got to put it to use
 I've got a fever, babe you're gonna catch it
 I've got an itch and baby you better scratch it
 Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne
 Gonna buy me a beer, here's to you in Saigon
 Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi
 Attention, s'il vous plait!
 By popular demand
 Miss Gigi Van Tranh
 Is tonights Miss Saigon!
 The heat is on in Saigon
 How we get used to the smell?
 So lets get wasted, get high and get laid
 A good-bye party in hell
 And now who wins this pussycat?
 Number 66!
 Who takes care of you baby?
 You do, but will you take me to America
 Oh come on not right now
 Hey, I'll make a good wife
 I said no
 You prick
 No no no, I'll take care of this - this is bullshit
 Don't fuck with me
 It's okay it's Gigi, she likes it rough you know that
 Come on drink some more, play with your girls