Be Our Guest

Ma chère Mademoiselle
 It is with deepest pride
 And greatest pleasure
 That we welcome you tonight
 And now we invite you to relax
 Let us pull up a chair!
 As the dining room proudly presents
 Your dinner!
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Put our service to the test
 Tie your napkin 'round your neck chérie
 And we'll provide the rest (that's right)
 Soup du jour
 Hot hors d'oeurvres
 Why we only live to serve
 Try the grey stuff
 It's delicious!
 Don't believe me?
 Ask the dishes
 They can sing sing sing
 They can dance dance dance
 After all, Miss, this is France
 And a dinner here is never never second best (come on!)
 Go on, unfold your menu
 Go on, take a glance and then you'll (alright)
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 C'mon yeah!
 Be our guest, guest
 Beef ragout
 Cheese soufflé
 Pie and pudding "en flambé" (flambé)
 We'll prepare and serve with flair
 A culinary cabaret! (Sound so good)
 You're alone (oh)
 And you're scared (yeah)
 But the banquet's all prepared (it's all prepared)
 No one's gloomy or complaining
 While the flatware's entertaining
 We tell jokes (jokes)
 I do tricks (tricks)
 With my fellow candlesticks
 And it's all in perfect taste
 That you can bet!
 Come on and lift your glass
 You've won your own free pass
 To be our guest
 If you're stressed
 It's fine dining we suggest
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Be our guest!
 Come on!
 Be our guest! (be our guest)
 Come on! come on!
 Be our guest!