Happy Hour Hero

A pint of beer and a pretty girl
 A pack of Camel lights
 Another night, another bar
 Green, green neon lights
 Smoke acts as a camouflage
 For every lizard with a line
 Forget about the pretty girl
 A Saranac will do just fine
 A pint of beer and a shot of jack
 A pack of Camel lights
 Some days don't see the day
 And some don't see the night
 Damn barstool wobbles
 There ain't no footrest at the bar
 When I pass through my water glass
 I can, I can see who you are
 One more bottle, one more bottle
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle, one more bottle
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 A pint of beer and a pretty girl
 A pack of Camel lights
 Sweaty little men worship
 Those southern girls in tights
 And we keep on playin' the songs
 That no one wants to hear
 Sweaty little man they shot
 A hundred-dollar bill without a care
 And we play from ten to two
 But we work from noon to four
 Try to make a guarantee
 Try to make points on the door
 No one tells us what to do
 No one tells us where to go
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle, one more bottle
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle, one more bottle
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 And Charlotte's a long way to go
 Just to show 'em what you got
 And I hear it's worth the trip
 The room gets burning hot
 Let me jot down one more thing
 Just one more thing before I go
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle for this happy hour hero
 One more bottle for this happy hour, this happy hour hero