Jungle

"And you are positive that man and ape cannot be related?
 As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip hop!"
 Yeah
 "You wanna get high?"
 I'm already high, bitch
 Ugh, I just got this feelin' in my fuckin' nuts
 I just wanna OOO-OOO-OOO OOOH!
 You know what I'm saying? I just ooh (ohh)
 Yeah, lil bitch, it's motherfuckin' Monkey Man
 Got a big banana, I'm a motherfuckin' ladies man
 Blowin' up this track like I'm in Afghanistan
 Yeah, and I ain't done yet
 Bust on yo bitch, and hit her with a frying pan
 Making it rain, baby, like I'm the fuckin'... weather man
 Gaga-googoo bitch, I'm the boss baby
 Daddy Daycare muhfucker, I'm my own nanny
 Shittin on you bitches, I be overflowin'
 Potty mouth muhfucker, I ain't easygoin'
 Red solo cup, sippin' mommy milkies
 Mommy make-out day and I got yo mommy with me
 Got that sloppy toppy, gave that bitch a bib
 Whole gang wearing Huggies, pull up on yo crib
 Investin in the pussy, call me Mark Cuban
 Celiac disease, I don't fuck with gluten
 Goin' in raw, it's a Monday night
 Fuck segregation, it's black and white
 Soulja Boy on the track, I already told 'em
 She grab my dick in Dallas, call it a Texas Hold'Em
 Yo girl's Patreon, every month, yeah, I'm pledgin'
 Bank account lookin' like Raid Shadow Legends
 "Guys, guys, guess what, listen!
 I just, I'm drinking the winning Danimals!
 I get to see Zack and Cody!
 Not only Zack, but Cody too!"
 With a bitch, that look like a fish
 Make a Make-a-Wish, I don't care, I'm 'bout to swish
 Up in Bass Pro Shop break her walls, fuck a door stop
 Tryna clear the air, when I saw her at a truck stop, damn
 "Banana bread," I'm like, "where?"
 Mmm, but I'm so fucking hungry!
 You don't wanna bug me, but this a free country
 'Bout to go monkey, thank you, Sir Humphry
 They call me virgin, but I've been impostor
 'Cause I vented into yo grandma's room
 And drowned that hag, with my coom
 And yo Grandad, he's so clingy, after we bone
 I had to go to a bank, just to get a-loan
 While you're simpin' in twitch chat, all nekked and lonely
 I'll have your mom speechless, like we're on emote-only
 To see these are lies, you don't need a brain surgeon
 'Cause I am most definitely... still a virgin
 Got no bitches, I got bumble
 Welcome to the jungle, but yet we still fumble
 Dreamin' of titty I can suck
 We need that shit quick, like it's leakin, like god damn Zuck
 Pussy too tight, like tummy tuck
 But all the homies and Monkey Man come and run it up
 And at a point, you gotta say that's enough
 When's enough, when you gotta get buff?
 "Hello there Sir Humphry Davy
 I've ser-I've served you a platter of bananas
 Along with your monkey pet over there" (Yeah)
 "Is there anything else you would like, good sir?"
 OOO-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
 Spittin, lickin', suckin', fuckin' on my fuckin' monkey balls
 Suckin, lickin', fuckin', suckin' on my fuckin' monkey balls
 Use my banana, to answer all yo phone calls
 Then stick it in yo mouth, and lick on my monkey
 Ba-ba-ba-balls, bitch!
 She got fake hair, that bitch has a perm!
 Heh, a fuckin' perm, bitch? Ha!
 Perm on that hoe shit bitch on dat fuck ass hoe and a fuckin