last stop, all change

I'm at the starting line on platform nine
 The train is coming in so the race can begin
 I just wanna find a place where I can sit on my own
 I don't wanna hear you talking on your mobile phone
 If you could only resist your iPod playing list
 Maybe I could get some done
 But don't let me spoil your fun
 Oh, don't get me wrong I like to ride off other trains
 But the noises people make, they can be such a pain
 You can make a call but please make it a quick one
 And I don't wanna hear your screaming fucking children
 Listen to your music but get some descent headphones
 Play around with your phone but please turn off your key tones
 That's something I can't condone
 We're at the end of the line and slight delays
 This is the final station stop, all change, all change