Lisa Lee Elizabeth

Mr. and Mrs. Miguille
 They had a daughter
 And when they got her
 All their relations and friends
 Wanted to name her
 After each other
 Aunts and uncles
 Moms and dads
 Even the neighbor's dog
 All had names to give the child
 That they insisted on
 So Mr. and Mrs. Miguille
 Took those suggestions
 Into the Study
 And after a day
 They came out
 With an announcement
 For everybody
 They named her:
 Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
 Once Lisa's teacher in school
 Gave her some paper
 To write her name on
 And by the time she was through
 Her brand new pencil
 Was half an inch long
 All her life when she filled forms
 For anything official
 Those tiny squares drove Lisa nuts
 Last name
 Fist name
 Middle innitial
 At Lisa's college graduation
 Her name took pages
 Inside the program
 But there was one other person
 Whose name was longer
 Than Lisa Lee's
 And his was:
 Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
 Well it was love at first sight
 And when she met him
 She knew for sure then
 That she had found Mr. Right
 They started planning
 A simple wedding
 The invitations had to be
 As large as window shades
 Just to give them room inside
 To publish both their names
 Now Lisa Lee's lucky groom
 Had scores of relatives
 But she had more of them
 And so the only place with room
 To hold the wedding in
 Was a gymnasium
 And the preacher said:
 Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
 Do you take
 Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
 To be your lawfully wedded husband as you both shall live?
 Lisa Lee said I do and the preacher said:
 Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
 Do you take
 Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
 To be your lawfully wedded wife as long as you both shall live?
 Tom Paul said I do
 And the preacher said:
 "You may kiss the bride"
 Now Lisa Lee and Tom Paul
 Wanted a family
 To share their joy with
 And Lisa Lee's first born child
 To turned out to be twins
 A girl and boy kid
 Letters started pouring in from relatives all over
 Requested names were piling up
 In every nook and corner
 So Lisa Lee and Tom Paul
 Took those suggestions
 Into the study
 And after a week
 They came out
 With an announcement
 For everybody
 They named the twins
 Mike and Sarah Pane