Dance Across the Ocean

All the royal robbers stood in line
 As the Swedish King his crown declined
 Everybody wants to rock the boat
 But when it rains, oh you give away your coat
 If you dance across the ocean
 You would see a mad, mad world
 Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
 Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
 Did you read the news today, poor boy?
 They've come to take away your favorite toy
 Summer landed late one day in june
 But winter paved its way that afternoon
 If you dance across the ocean
 You would see a mad, mad world
 Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
 Oh boy, it is a mad, mad world
 Wake your kids, it's way, way past the time
 The thief left what he stole far, far behind
 His toy gun was lost, never to be found
 If you come across the ocean, someday you might find
 We're busy selling Sweden to norwegians...