Dude of All Dudes

Look at the bright stars and the full moon
 A yellow cheese
 Look at the gentleman in the saloon
 Looks like John Cleese
 Come under my umbrella baby now
 Will it rain soon?
 I don't know but come under anyhow
 It never rains in June
 But baby can't you see what I'm trying to do
 No you must try to explain
 I want to kiss you and to love you too
 Your love's in vain
 But babe I thought we agreed on this
 I've changed my mind
 All I want is only this one kiss
 Ain't got the time
 But what I can not understand
 Is that why don't you do exactly what you want to
 Just stick to the plan
 Just why don't you do exactly what you want to
 You're not good enough for me
 But baby I'm the dude of all dudes
 That's not good enough for me
 But I will get you into mood
 Do you got money honey
 Sure I got pocket full
 Then call me sugar-pie
 and take me if you want me you fool
 Oh I'm gonna make arrangements
 Never attended to any woman
 Oh and I will take you places
 yet undiscovered by man
 Yes but first of all the promised kiss
 you might as well give in
 Superbaby shall we maybe
 well OK then you win
 But what I can not understand
 Is that why don't you do exactly what you want to
 Just stick to the plan
 Just why don't you do exactly what you want to