Cry Christmas

Another try not to cry Christmas
 Another try not to cry Christmas
 The little ones are all but shunned at that strangely degrading kids table
 The mistletoe says, "No, you don't need a kiss, you need divorce papers"
 The turkey's dry and grandpa's high on oxycontin pumpkin pie
 Oh me, oh my, what a gong show
 Ho, ho, ho
 It's just another try not to cry Christmas
 It's just another try not to cry Christmas
 And when I tell my eyes, "Don't you cry, it's Christmas"
 What do they do?
 Oh, they monsoon
 And Uncle John
 Goes on and on
 About QAnon and Armageddon
 John, shut up and your girlfriend too
 She's 21 and all coked out dude (ha, ha)
 Phewf, Thank god John and the blonde's gone
 But so is the innocence from being young
 No more sugar plum fun, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum
 It's just another try not to cry Christmas
 It's just another try not to cry Christmas
 And when I tell my eyes not to cry on Christmas
 What do they do?
 Oh, they monsoon
 (Crу, crу Christmas)
 (Crу, crу)
 (Crу, crу Christmas)
 (Crу, crу Christmas)
 (Crу, crу Christmas)
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 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry
 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry Christmаs
 Cry, cry
 Ahem-ahem, so the rain falls down and the snow turns brown
 And the sun comes out, it's a winter drought
 And the climate bleeds and screams and pleas, "Sing with me"
 One, two, three
 Another try not to cry Christmas
 It's another try not to cry Christmas