Verbatim

I wear women's underwear
 And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
 I cross my legs just like a queer
 But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
 Oh, what defines a straight man's straight?
 Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?
 I tell you what a women loves most
 It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
 Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
 It's verbatim and it's shakin'
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated
 No more listless invitations
 I live by a hospital
 And every day I go out walking past it's sickly windows
 I see people dying there
 But my tender age makes it hard to care
 Incinerator and a big smoke stack
 It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
 All I need is a heart attack
 C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
 Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
 It's verbatim and it's shakin'
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated
 No more listless invitations
 For the love of fuck
 For the sake of Pete
 Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
 I am the rooster in the morning
 I'm the cock of the day
 I'm the boxer in the briefs
 I'm a 12 ounce steak
 Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
 Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo
 Ya, it's verbatim
 And ya, and it's naked
 And ya, and it's shakin'
 It shakes, shakes, shakes
 Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
 Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
 Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
 Oh-oh, yeah-yeah