Moon Jocks n Prog Rocks

Now I was walking down an alley on a dark and shady night
 Feeling kinda bleary like something wasn't right
 Was at the latest trendy club but I had to escape
 'Cause people were all chit-chat 'bout their furniture and drapes
 The music was too serious, the bands were pretty lame
 Women looked like cloggers, now the men looked just the same
 And I was drunk, so to avoid a scene I left through the back door
 Some voices came down on the wind that I couldn't just ignore, no
 Moon jocks 'n' prog rocks
 Prog jocks 'n' moon rocks
 We've visualized supersynth grooveitars
 We've come from the dock of a bridge of a discoverse
 I left-turned down this alley, propped up against a wall
 Feet were aching, legs were shaking, mind was gonna stall
 In this state of near-collapse I heard some kind of hiss
 Lightning struck and time dissolved and I fell into the state of bliss
 I saw the strangest creatures like in some Timmy Burton flick
 With moonplate eyes and frogman feet, they looked like lunatics
 Wearing purple capes and lava lamps on their heads
 Raised their hands in the cool night air, this is what they said
 Prog rocks 'n' moon jocks
 They're prog rocks 'n' moon jocks
 Prog rocks 'n' moon jocks
 They're prog rocks 'n' moon jocks
 We've visualized supersynth grooveitars
 We've come from the dock of a bridge of a discoverse
 Moon jocks 'n' prog rocks
 'N' prog jocks 'n' moon rocks
 It's prog jocks 'n' moon rocks
 Rocketing away to a shaky dancefloor
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
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 Now I can tell ya loud I was a little stuck for words
 I choked on my nouns and gagged on my verbs and blamed it on the herbs
 Their leader sauntered up with a swing of his hips
 And put his gnarly finger up to button up my lips
 He said: "Got a better place for a dude like you
 Less bustle, more hustle, all boogaloo
 Far have we travelled, long have we run
 From the 54th stone from a supernova sun
 Here evolution is the name of a Giorgio tune
 This is the proggy side of the silver spoon
 What we got's what you need, so get with the beat
 On the Transgalactic Express, feel the nano heat"
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 And then the sky ripped open and we flew through the heaven
 Right to the heart of sun in Sector 77
 I heard a thousand voices in a Moog synthesizer
 An arp of an odyssey played by some green little kaiser
 I saw a dude in sequin slacks with a pink neon face
 He was poppin' out sins and saints on his cosmic lazer bass
 The beat was pounding through my soul and I knew what I must do
 I gotta get myself right back to Earth to tell this tale to you
 But before I could do another thing they got me lazerlocked
 The door slid open and I saw a sight that put me into shock
 A four-poster bed with silky sheets and posts of bone
 And there in the middle like a cosmic riddle was Babylonia Jones
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 Then I knew my time was up as she took me to her side
 She showed her Purple Twang and she threw me deep inside
 So my story ends with tears and a moral writ in stone
 "Beware the Deadly Purple Twang of Babylonia Jones"
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 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race
 Take this flight to another space, where proggy disco is the superior race