Inonic

An old man turned 98
 He won the lottery
 And wisely chose to recive a lump some
 It's a black fly
 That's flies while being black
 It's a death row pardon
 By the govener
 And isn't it ironic
 No
 Isn't it inonic
 Yeah
 It's like rain
 On a rainy day
 It's a free ride
 In your own car
 It's a good advice
 That yeild a good resolt
 And who would have thought it figures
 Resonable people
 Mr. "Play It Safe" was afraid fly
 He packed his suitcase
 And got on a bus
 He waited his whole damn life to take that trip
 And as the plane crashed down
 He thought: "I'm glad I took the bus"
 And isn't inonic
 Yeah
 A little too inonic
 Nope
 Just the right amount
 It's like rain
 That gets you wet
 It's a free ride
 For a lucky hitch hicker
 Is a good advice
 That you hear imedientally
 Cause you're a resonable person
 It's a traffic jams
 Made out cars
 A 'No Smoking' sign
 On a lung cancer ward
 It's like 10 million spoons
 In a giant spoon warehouse
 It's like meeting the man of your dreams
 And singing some ridiculouse songs with him on stage
 (awwww)