They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Remember when you ran away
 And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
 Because I'd go berserk?
 Well, you left me anyhow
 And then the days got worse and worse
 And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind, and
 They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 They're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
 And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 You thought it was a joke
 And so you laughed, you laughed
 When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
 You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
 You laughed, you laughed and laughed
 And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad, and
 They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 They're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the happy home
 With trees and flowers and chirping birds
 And basket-weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
 And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
 Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet
 And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And
 They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 They're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
 And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 To the happy home
 With trees and flowers and chirping birds
 And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
 To the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats