Taxis in a Small Town

I'm a little too drunk to drive
 And my boys got my back so that none of them give me a ride
 I got on some whiskey so now I got you on my mind
 If this was New York or L.A.,
 nothin could stop me tonight from
 makin the biggest mistake of my life
 Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 Cuz if there was I'd be callin one up right now
 Flaggin down a yellow cab, jumpin in the backseat
 Tell the driver the name of your street
 Watch the meter spin around till we reach your house
 Throw the money down and I'd be climbing out
 Thank God there ain't,
 thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 I regret it when I sobered up
 Me and you ain't no good together
 girl it's better that we're broken up
 I dont why I forget that when I get drunk
 Luckily for me I'm surrounded by cornfields and dirt road dust
 Way out where no one will pick me up
 Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 Cuz if there was I'd callin one up right now
 Flaggin down a yellow cab jumpin in the backseat
 Tell the driver the name of your street
 Watch the meter spin around till we reach your
 house, throw the money down and I'd be climbin out
 Thank God there ain't,
 thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 Ain't no train running, ain't no bus stop
 No not round here, out in the boondocks
 Nothin, I'm outta luck, till the buzz wears off
 And when it does imma thank God
 Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 Cuz if there was I'd callin one up right now
 Flaggin down a yellow cab jumpin in the backseat
 Tell the driver the name of your street
 Watch the meter spin around till we reach your
 house, throw the money down and I'd be climbin out
 Thank God there ain't,
 thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
 There ain't no taxis in a small town
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