Less Than Useful

I don't believe what I'm thinking
 I'm less than useful
 I could take if from someone else
 But even I think it's truthful
 I need something my own size
 Something that fits me well
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 Spend so long being serious
 When someone could have died for less
 Do you want me to smile?
 Well I'll try
 You say I must be in a mess
 Well let me guess what you suggest
 You want me to smile
 Well I'll try
 
 Do you want me to smile?
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 Yes, I see what you're saying
 I'm still pretty youthful
 I can take it from someone like you
 You've still got your hands full
 But I need someone my own size
 Someone that fits me well
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 Spend so long being serious
 When someone could have died for less
 Do you want me to smile?
 Well I'll try
 You say I must be in a mess
 Well let me guess what you suggest
 You want me to smile
 Well I'll try
 
 Do you want me to smile?
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 If you don't mind
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 I'll keep my thoughts to myself
 If you don't mind
 You can do the other
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason, why?
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason
 So you want me to smile
 Find the reason, why?