A Nationally-Known Comedian

Phone you mom, you抮e human
 Don抰 play dumb, you抮e human
 I know that you are anxiuos
 You want more than this
 Clean your mess, you抮e human
 Get undressed, you抮e human
 I know you抮e embarressed
 Pale and hairless
 Step right up folks and join the fun
 See the amazing ape with his opposable thumb
 You抣l be shocked, amazed, even horrified
 That so much can be so compramised
 Little monkeys making money
 Naked monkey looking funny
 Mighty males are strong and free
 Female monkey, not so lucky
 Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
 Monkeys sticking other mnkeys
 Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
 Mostly flexing monkey might
 Humans
 Now you抳e lost your Eden
 There is no returning
 It stares up and out at you
 It抯 not for you
 I dn抰 care, I抦 human
 I抦 too scared, I抦 human
 I know you want peace of mind
 To be with your kind
 You won抰 believe your eyes
 A cranium of unparalled size
 Immaculate if ill conceived
 A sight not to be believed
 Little monkey making money...
 I like other humans
 They抮e so very human
 I know that it抯 obvious
 We抮e all just like this
 Only human