Apocalyptic Dipstick

Well, look at you, you brag
 you think the end is comin' fast
 Grab your guitar and write your saviour song
 This planet's in such shitty shape
 That you're pushed to write a song or your heart will break
 Like anyone will notice or even blink
 when the taxman comes around
 Quit hidin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 You sure wouldn't know it from your passive strummin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Quit runnin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Write your songs with all conviction
 long as you know no one's listenin'
 You've got your list of rules
 like your teacher back at your old school
 Grab your number two, it's time to sharpen up again
 Only problem is you're draggin' your ass
 Like a teacher in the summer, you got no class
 The test you're given, you can't even pass
 Thanks for the warnin', I'll pass
 Quit hidin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 You sure wouldn't know it from your passive strummin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Quit runnin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Write your songs with all conviction
 Long as you know no one's listenin', man
 yeah
 Whoa
 That's right
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 Quit hidin', if the end is comin
 apocalyptic dipstick
 You sure wouldn't know it from your passive strummin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Quit runnin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Write your songs with all conviction
 long as you know no one's listenin'
 So stick your finger in
 the apocalypse pie again
 Can you remember then why you even tried?
 Tried to figure out just what was wrong
 Now all you can do is write a song
 Doesn't your life seem futile now?
 Welcome to the neighborhood, wow
 Quit hidin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 You sure wouldn't know it from your passive strummin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Quit runnin', if the end is comin'
 apocalyptic dipstick
 Write your songs with all conviction
 Long as you know no one's listenin'
 Wow!