One Too Many

Good morning, boys and girls
 Today we're going to learn about
 The pit falls of alcohol
 Friday night, passed out
 In the street, can't believe
 What I see, what I hear
 Think I've had too many beers
 See a girl in my bed
 She took the halo from my head
 Call me scum, I'm a bum
 Mommy, look what I've become
 He did it again
 My identical twin
 So let the party begin
 'Cause I'm not going home
 And you can tell all your friends
 That I'll be dressed to the tens
 And I won't make amends
 If you tell me I've had
 One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
 One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
 Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
 Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
 I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 One too many, oh
 One too many
 Fist up, in the air
 Lose my balance on the stairs
 Red, the color of the night
 Who's that beauty wearing white?
 I hear a song about to start
 I hear the chorus in my heart
 Listen close, I'll sing it true
 Fuck you and the things you do
 Officer, please
 Don't point your finger at me
 If I play you a song
 Will you let me along?
 'Cause I missed what you said
 I think I'll sleep when I'm dead
 'Cause the bomb in my head
 Is screaming three, two
 One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
 One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
 Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
 Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
 I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 One too many drinks at the bar, chillin' like a star
 Here's to you, here's to me, here's to what tonight could be
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 You're not bringing me down
 Won't let you push me around
 And I ain't leaving this town
 So you'd best throw me out
 'Cause if you're fucking with me
 I'll give you something to see
 Now open both of your eyes
 I'm out here walking the line
 One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights)
 One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
 Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar)
 Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
 'Cause I've had one too many drinks, one too many fights
 One too many nights in a rut getting drunk
 Ending up with a scar, kicked out of a bar
 Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom
 I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 I've had one too many (hey, hey)
 One too many, oh