Lady in the Long Black Dress

Picture you and me one
 Sweet, sweet night
 In a pool of votive candlelight.
 Just one thing could make the
 Mood more right –
 God droppin' in to sing like
 Barry White.
 Hey, lady in the long black dress,
 Let's give you something to confess.
 Wo oh oh! Hey lady, take a good long glance.
 I ain't no pastor –
 I'm a stone cold master of romance!
 Loosen up those vestments, just a bit.
 Drop that Bible, baby yeah, that's it.
 See, I know what all your
 Vows permit –
 And I don't mind keepin' it
 Immaculate!
 TJ/DINERO/BONES:
 Hey, lady in the long black dress,
 (Hey! long black dress)
 Let's sneak away and go transgress.
 (Go transgress)
 Wo oh oh! (wo, wo)
 Hev lady, why not (hey lady, why not)
 Take a chance? (take a chance?)
 Come on, proud Mary,
 Meet your missionary of romance.
 DINERO/TJ/BONES:
 Why not lose that veil and
 Wimple, baby!
 Have some sacramental wine!
 Let me lay it on ya simple, baby –
 Sister, you know I gotta...
 So let me worship at your shrine.
 And if you got stigmata...
 TJ/BONES:
 Show me yours, I'll show you mine!
 DINERO/TJ/BONES:
 Ay, mami, en el vestido
 Provocativo! (oh wo)
 Porque es Cristo tu hombre
 Exclusivo?
 TJ/BONES:
 Hey lady, no more won'ts or can'ts!
 Soy amoroso!
 I'm a virtuoso!
 And lf I'm just so so...
 TJ/BONES/DINERO:
 ... frankly, you won't know, so –
 Sweet lady in the long, black dress!
 Sweet lady!
 Sweet lady!
 TJ/BONES/DINERO:
 Please tell me what's latin for 'yes'?
 Wo oh oh!
 Hey lady, don'tcha look askance!
 Come on, say hiya
 To your love Messiah
 And don't make me try a new advance.
 Forget Jehovah,
 'Cause the wait is ovah.
 Come to Casanova
 For romance.
 Wo wo baby, baby baby oo
 Wo wo wo – oo
 Wo wo yeah veah yeah
 TJ/BONES/DINERO:
 Wo wo!
 Wrote by James Brennan!