Love Island Freestyle

You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus
 Sitting down crying
 Got a mate he's frying
 I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
 My clothes out drying
 I spilt drink on them
 And there's no denying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
 I'm on love island
 No one picked me
 Sat by the fire pit
 I'm feeling violent
 I see Ian Stirling
 I think I'll fight him
 I might just try it
 Top of the stairs, hit him with a fly kick
 Fake loubs, fake diamonds
 No one vote me off the island
 Open my suitcase I got Rizla
 Roach card and filter
 I'll be the first one to light a zoot inside this villa
 Tall dark and handsome nope
 I'm small got biceps and charisma
 Got a fake ID
 Says I'm born and raised in West Virginia
 Can I pull your girl for a chat?
 Nah but not like that
 I'm the same height as her
 Can I borrow her shoes?
 I'll give them back
 I'm a quick learner
 I'll fight the producers
 Hack their servers
 I'll jailbreak the phone they give me
 And then I'll download Subway Surfers
 I'm an entertainer
 I'll vandalise the walls
 No brainer
 Bad behaviour
 Get a noise complaint from the neighbours
 I'm a menace
 I'll set fire to the terrace
 I'll get an egg and a spatula
 And I'll try play a game of tennis woi
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus
 Sitting down crying
 Got a mate he's frying
 I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
 My clothes out drying
 I spilt drink on them
 And there's no denying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus
 Sitting down crying
 Got a mate he's frying
 I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
 My clothes out drying
 I spilt drink on them
 And there's no denying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
 I'll hide in the fridge
 Jump in the pool and take a piss
 I'll rob an aquarium
 And then fill the pool with exotic fish
 I'll game a bit
 Smuggle in a Nintendo switch
 If anyone beats me at FIFA street
 Then I'll lose my mind and start throwing fists
 Don't care if it's rainy
 I'll run out the front door
 Have them chase me
 If they try blame me
 Then I'll bottle them with glass of Baileys
 I'll do it daily
 Get a Bluetooth speaker and drive them crazy
 I'll sit in bed all day
 Watching funniest bits of Gav and Stacey
 I'm anti-social
 I'll download insta
 Post on socials
 I'll bring my laptop in
 I'll sit there and make beats on pro tools
 The flight is cheap
 I'll see myself on my TV
 Can you do me?
 A favour please a cup of tea?
 It's quite easy
 To cut myself a slice of cheese
 I'll punch your cheek
 And now I'm banned for life from ITV
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus
 Sitting down crying
 Got a mate he's frying
 I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
 My clothes out drying
 I spilt drink on them
 And there's no denying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus
 Sitting down crying
 Got a mate he's frying
 I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
 My clothes out drying
 I spilt drink on them
 And there's no denying
 You put your girl in a Urus
 I'm in the back of the tour bus crying