800 Miles

Well, my name it is a number
 It's on a piece of plastic film
 And I've been growin' funny flowers
 Outside of my little window sill
 And don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 You know, my wife still respects me
 Even though I've really misused her
 I am having an affair
 With the random computer
 Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mummy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mummy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'
 Seeing all the things you'd done?
 Spacing out and having fun
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mummy, proud of your son
 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
 Oh mummy, proud of your sun
 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
 Like they did when you were young
 Or did they come down crashin'
 Seeing all the things you'd done?
 Spacing out and having fun
 Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 And don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Understand me
 Understand me
 Understand me, understand me
 Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 And don't you know I'm a 2000 man
 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 I'm a 2000 man
 Yeah, 2000