Nip Driver

One two three go
 Just got in from Tokyo
 LA's the place where I'm gonna go
 Down to the car shop to get some wheels
 Drive down the freeway see how it feels
 Oh no I almost hit a tree
 Why is everybody always honking at me?
 Eyes all squinty so I can't hardly see
 Oh shit just killed a family of three
 Oh, no I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 Just got in from Tokyo
 LA's the place where I'm gonna go
 Down to the car shop to get some wheels
 Drive down the freeway see how it feels
 Oh no I almost hit a tree
 Why is everybody always honking at me?
 Eyes all squinty so I can't hardly see
 Oh shit just killed a family of three
 Oh, no I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver hugging the wheel
 I'm a nip driver eating raw eels
 I'm a nip driver I'm a stupid ass
 I'm a nip driver just try and pass
 Oh no, hit a tree
 Honking at me
 Eyes all squinty so I can't hardly see
 Family of three
 Oh, no I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver
 I'm a nip driver