Houseguest

Mailman came while you were out
 I was sleeping at your house
 Letter from your lover,
 with an Ottowa address
 Fill your shower up with steam
 Find out what you mean to him
 Before I hand it over, I'll glue the flap back down and press
 Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it
 I bet I'm the best houseguest
 Houseguest you've ever had
 I bet I'm the best houseguest
 Houseguest you've ever had
 Never leave my socks around
 Always turn the TV down
 and when I leave, I never leave a mess
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 We were dozing on the couch
 There was nothing much to watch
 Other than my manners
 and your waning graciousness
 Eased your thumb off the remote
 Place my palms against your throat
 The heat here's infernal
 Well, so's that entry in your journal
 It changed everything the day I found it
 I'll bet I'm the best houseguest
 Houseguest you've ever had
 I'll bet I'm the best houseguest
 who's ever crashed at your pad
 I've done things in your room you'd be ashamed to accuse me of
 It's just a tendency I have when certain people refuse me love
 Refuse me love
 Refuse me love
 You refuse, I accuse
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 I'll leave everything the way I found it