Lizards in the Sky

On a planet 60 million light years out
 Lives a race of highly evolved reptiles
 They found a planet of fellow life
 And this is what they said of them
 Look at those monkeys on the ground
 One look should say they should be drowned
 With their freaky eyes and hair and
 The disgusting things they chew
 Oh, hit the big red button, won't you?
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 On a planet hurdling through the Milky Way
 Lives a race of highly evolved mammals
 They saw the reptile ships above
 And this is what they said of them
 Look at those lizards in the sky
 One look should tell you they should die
 With their beady eyes and scales and
 The disgusting things they spew
 Oh, hit the big red button, won't you?
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 'Tis I, the cosmic ostrich of truth
 I see you fight, but what is the use?
 I've a new truth for you to deduce
 Although we're different, we can all get along
 So let's hold hands and sing us a song
 We're all just stardust, we can all get along
 (NO!)
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 Look at those monkeys on the ground
 One look should say they should be drowned
 With their freaky eyes and hair and
 The repulsive way they walk
 Oh, hit the big red button, quick before they try to talk
 Look at those lizards in the sky
 One look should tell you they should die
 With their beady eyes and scales and
 Their disgusting gangrene skin
 So both sides hit their buttons, the end