A Million Ways

Sit back, matter fact
 Teasing, toying, turning, chatting
 Charming, hissing, playing the crowd
 Play that song again
 'Nother couple Klonopin
 A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow
 Oh, such grace
 Oh, such beauty
 And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
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 I should, I wish I could
 Maybe if you were, I would
 A list of standard-issue regrets
 One last 80 proof
 Slouching in the corner booth
 Baby, it's as good as it gets
 Oh, such grace
 Oh, such beauty
 So precious, suspicious, and charming, and vicious
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 Oh, darlin'
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways
 Oh, darlin'
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways
 Oh, darlin'
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways to be
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
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 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be cruel
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 You're a million ways to be
 (One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
 Oh, darlin'
 You're a million ways to be cruel